It was a saturday evening..We had just finished seeing 'Don' and we had some time before we met another friend for dinner.. My friend Everyman & I were in a mall & I was 'window shopping'.. We went into a opticals store, and I tried on umpteen shades.. nothing seemed good..then, I got a kajal stick & lip gloss.. and then, suddenly, there was an urge to buy some good clothes..
I saw this store that said, "Ladies top -Rs.199" .. Boy! The shopper in me awoke after deep slumber, and in a looot of enthusiasm, I walked in & asked the shop owner to show me some ladies tops..
He looked me up & down once, and said, "Aapki size nahi hai" (we dont have ur size)!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said, "Huh? What?" & then, he repeated so I could hear it loud & clear.. "Aapki size nahi hai"!!!!!!!!!!!
How on earth does this bugger know my size? was question no.1
What a cheap Bas&%@# he must be to 'know' my size by looking at me was thought no.1
How the F*&^% does he know my size? was question & thought no. 2
What If.. I was buying for a friend - as a salesman, he just put me off completely!
What If.. I like tight fitting clothes..
What If.. I plan to lose weight in the near future & wear this string of cloth someday (in private, if it comes to)..
How the F*&% would that Bas@#!* know? Is my question..
I am offended.. I want to get back at that shopkeeper Ass$#@! - how?