It was a saturday evening..We had just finished seeing 'Don' and we had some time before we met another friend for dinner.. My friend Everyman & I were in a mall & I was 'window shopping'.. We went into a opticals store, and I tried on umpteen shades.. nothing seemed good..then, I got a kajal stick & lip gloss.. and then, suddenly, there was an urge to buy some good clothes..
I saw this store that said, "Ladies top -Rs.199" .. Boy! The shopper in me awoke after deep slumber, and in a looot of enthusiasm, I walked in & asked the shop owner to show me some ladies tops..
He looked me up & down once, and said, "Aapki size nahi hai" (we dont have ur size)!!!!!!!!!!!!! I said, "Huh? What?" & then, he repeated so I could hear it loud & clear.. "Aapki size nahi hai"!!!!!!!!!!!
How on earth does this bugger know my size? was question no.1
What a cheap Bas&%@# he must be to 'know' my size by looking at me was thought no.1
How the F*&^% does he know my size? was question & thought no. 2
What If.. I was buying for a friend - as a salesman, he just put me off completely!
What If.. I like tight fitting clothes..
What If.. I plan to lose weight in the near future & wear this string of cloth someday (in private, if it comes to)..
How the F*&% would that Bas@#!* know? Is my question..
I am offended.. I want to get back at that shopkeeper Ass$#@! - how?
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hahahhahahahhahaha.....
I give u 2 solutions....
1. Walk in again today, say your shopping for a friend, get him to pull out his entire wardrobe, take a good 1/2 hour of his time, n then say...."errrrr......hmmmm....errrr....aapke paas unka size nahin hain !" n then scoot baby scoootttt....
2. Wear a really really skimpy top, take a friend along, stand outside his store, act as if your eating ice-cream, n then tell your friend, "Hey ya, how do I look in this...U know what, it belongs to my sister, whose a good 4 years younger to me !! Nice nooooooooo"...Loud enough for him to hear is the key !!!
aap se vinti hai ki kripiya abhadr vakyo ka prayoug nahi kijiye.
English: Kind Request not to use abusive words.
Partner, i think ajax has a good idea..may be u shd try it out next time..what say this weekend?????
=)) :)) :)) :)) :))..u made me laugh..
but i say u have reacted there its self...now its like "raat gayee baat gayee"...any ways ajax has good idea...just go and make him to pull all pairs ..
Oh well you can take a friend along with you who's 'not your size'. Ask the idiot to show lotsa stuff and then walk out saying aapke paas kuch bhi khaas nahin hai! :)
@everyman - no going back there! just scoffs at such incorrigable behavior!!
@vikas & ajay - he dint pull out even one! why wil he pull out many!! but, wil try it the next time!
@GS- hehe... hmmmm! & maybe then, he wil know how it feels!
@anonymous - think i mistook u for someone else.. sorry! plz keep coming to my blog! thanks for visiting!
F's and B's by u......it came as a surprise to me.
I am astonished to see F*&% and Bas@#!* coming from you for only one reason: this post just does not jell with any other post of your blog.
You must have been terribly upset at the time of writing your post.
@ Shabbir & Candid - I was very very offended! & just one thought on my mind.. one way to vent my anger - the blog!
Yes, I was very upset - I havent been spoken to like that, and I dint know how to respond! I get tongue-tied when I am upset..
But, point taken.. foul language is not 'me'..
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